1 00:00:05,570 --> 00:00:09,009 [theme music] 2 00:00:09,139 --> 00:00:10,619 - ♪ I'm goin' down to South America ♪ 3 00:00:10,706 --> 00:00:12,012 ♪ Have myself a time ♪ 4 00:00:12,099 --> 00:00:14,144 - ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 5 00:00:14,231 --> 00:00:15,667 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 6 00:00:15,754 --> 00:00:16,886 - ♪ I'm goin' down to South America ♪ 7 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:19,062 ♪ Leave my woes behind ♪ 8 00:00:19,149 --> 00:00:20,759 - ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 9 00:00:20,890 --> 00:00:22,587 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor" ♪ 10 00:00:22,674 --> 00:00:23,893 - ♪ I'm headin' on up to South America ♪ 11 00:00:23,980 --> 00:00:25,895 ♪ See if I can't unwind ♪ 12 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:29,333 - ♪ [mumbling] ♪ 13 00:00:29,420 --> 00:00:30,291 - ♪ So come on down to South America ♪ 14 00:00:30,378 --> 00:00:32,206 ♪ Meet some friends of mine ♪ 15 00:00:33,294 --> 00:00:36,427 [twangy music] 16 00:00:40,301 --> 00:00:41,997 - So I say to Wendy, I'm like, 17 00:00:41,998 --> 00:00:43,608 what do you want for your birthday, right? 18 00:00:43,695 --> 00:00:45,132 And you know what she says? 19 00:00:45,219 --> 00:00:47,438 She says she wants anti-aging face cream. 20 00:00:47,525 --> 00:00:48,918 - What? 21 00:00:49,005 --> 00:00:51,181 Why the hell does Wendy want anti-aging face cream? 22 00:00:51,268 --> 00:00:52,878 I mean, she's ten. 23 00:00:53,009 --> 00:00:54,184 - That's what I said. 24 00:00:54,271 --> 00:00:55,750 It's crazy, bro. 25 00:00:55,751 --> 00:00:57,318 All these girls at school are trying to look younger. 26 00:00:57,405 --> 00:00:59,276 They watch these TikToks of skin products 27 00:00:59,363 --> 00:01:01,322 and they have apps that rate their faces. 28 00:01:01,409 --> 00:01:04,760 - Bro, thank God guys don't have to deal with that stuff. 29 00:01:04,847 --> 00:01:06,979 - Kyle? Kyle! 30 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,459 Dude, you gotta come quick. 31 00:01:08,546 --> 00:01:10,766 Your little brother's getting mogged in the hallway. 32 00:01:10,853 --> 00:01:13,116 - He's getting what? 33 00:01:13,203 --> 00:01:14,944 - Some Chad called your little brother cringe, 34 00:01:15,031 --> 00:01:17,599 and now they're having an aura battle. 35 00:01:17,686 --> 00:01:19,470 - There's a what? 36 00:01:19,557 --> 00:01:20,775 - God damn it, Kyle, 37 00:01:20,776 --> 00:01:22,038 some kid tried to mog your little brother, 38 00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:22,778 but it turned into an aura battle. 39 00:01:22,865 --> 00:01:25,346 You gotta do something! 40 00:01:25,476 --> 00:01:27,783 [dramatic music] 41 00:01:27,870 --> 00:01:30,786 - [singing in Spanish] 42 00:01:30,873 --> 00:01:33,789 [kids shouting] 43 00:01:33,876 --> 00:01:40,970 ♪ ♪ 44 00:01:42,363 --> 00:01:43,407 - A hell of an aura battle 45 00:01:43,538 --> 00:01:45,279 still going on here in South America. 46 00:01:45,409 --> 00:01:47,846 Ike Broflovski and Noah Bailey going toe to toe. 47 00:01:47,933 --> 00:01:48,847 Noah is, of course, 48 00:01:48,978 --> 00:01:50,849 an impressive 8.9 on the looksmaxxing app, 49 00:01:50,936 --> 00:01:53,939 and Ike comes into the battle today at just under 9.5. 50 00:01:54,026 --> 00:01:56,899 Noah Bailey aura farming with his perfect hair. 51 00:01:56,986 --> 00:01:59,248 Oh, and Ike Broflovski has just taken off his shirt. 52 00:01:59,249 --> 00:02:00,511 Ike's really handing it to him now. 53 00:02:00,598 --> 00:02:02,252 - Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on here? 54 00:02:02,339 --> 00:02:04,080 [crowd booing] 55 00:02:04,167 --> 00:02:05,994 Ike, put your shirt back on. 56 00:02:05,995 --> 00:02:07,214 - That's it. 57 00:02:07,301 --> 00:02:08,389 The aura battle has been called. 58 00:02:08,476 --> 00:02:10,042 Ike Broflovski, the winner of this match. 59 00:02:10,173 --> 00:02:12,479 Thanks for watching the "South America Glazing" livestream, 60 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:14,743 and be sure to check out today's sponsor, Sephora. 61 00:02:14,830 --> 00:02:17,093 We belong to something beautiful. 62 00:02:17,180 --> 00:02:20,401 [utensils clattering] 63 00:02:26,842 --> 00:02:28,409 - Mom, Dad, I think you need 64 00:02:28,496 --> 00:02:30,802 to talk to your son about aura farming. 65 00:02:30,889 --> 00:02:32,108 - Talk to him about what? 66 00:02:32,195 --> 00:02:33,891 - It's this thing at school. 67 00:02:33,892 --> 00:02:34,893 Ike's doing aura battles, 68 00:02:35,024 --> 00:02:37,286 so he's trying to maximize his looks. 69 00:02:37,287 --> 00:02:39,115 See? Ike's rubbing ice on his face 70 00:02:39,246 --> 00:02:41,117 to de-bloat it so his cheekbones look sharper. 71 00:02:41,204 --> 00:02:43,119 - Stop playing with your drink, Ike. 72 00:02:45,687 --> 00:02:47,123 - He's gonna do another aura battle tomorrow, 73 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:48,559 but he's mixing it with looksmaxxing, 74 00:02:48,646 --> 00:02:50,561 and it's a bad combination. 75 00:02:50,692 --> 00:02:52,693 - I don't understand what you're talking about. 76 00:02:52,694 --> 00:02:54,783 Ike, are you obsessed about how you look? 77 00:02:58,265 --> 00:03:00,441 - Your mom asked you a question, Ike. 78 00:03:02,704 --> 00:03:04,923 - He can't answer it 'cause he's mewing. 79 00:03:05,054 --> 00:03:07,143 - He's what? - He's mewing. 80 00:03:07,274 --> 00:03:09,319 He's pushing his tongue up against the roof of his mouth 81 00:03:09,450 --> 00:03:11,191 because he thinks it will strengthen his jawline. 82 00:03:13,323 --> 00:03:15,717 - Kyle, that doesn't make any sense. 83 00:03:15,804 --> 00:03:17,066 - I know it doesn't make any sense. 84 00:03:17,153 --> 00:03:18,589 That's why you need to talk to your son! 85 00:03:18,676 --> 00:03:20,722 He's too young to be worried about his looks. 86 00:03:20,809 --> 00:03:22,245 [hammer clattering] 87 00:03:27,032 --> 00:03:28,077 [camera shutter clicks] 88 00:03:30,732 --> 00:03:31,733 [phone boops] 89 00:03:47,052 --> 00:03:48,271 - Hey, Stan, what are you doing? 90 00:03:48,358 --> 00:03:49,403 Are you watching porn? 91 00:03:49,490 --> 00:03:52,144 - No. I'm doing a looksmaxxing app. 92 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,755 - Oh, OK. 93 00:03:54,756 --> 00:03:56,147 Is that porn? 94 00:03:56,148 --> 00:03:58,194 - No, it's this thing kids at school are doing. 95 00:03:58,281 --> 00:04:00,936 It says I have bad skin. - What? 96 00:04:01,023 --> 00:04:02,067 - It uses AI to rate 97 00:04:02,154 --> 00:04:03,504 the symmetry of your facial features 98 00:04:03,591 --> 00:04:05,070 and then shows you exercises you can do 99 00:04:05,157 --> 00:04:07,289 and products you can buy to improve your skin. 100 00:04:07,290 --> 00:04:09,944 Do I have bad skin? 101 00:04:09,945 --> 00:04:11,728 - Stan, if you want to look good, 102 00:04:11,729 --> 00:04:13,774 then you get out there on a bicycle like me 103 00:04:13,775 --> 00:04:15,166 and you put in the work. 104 00:04:15,167 --> 00:04:18,214 And if you want better skin, you just eat right, OK? 105 00:04:21,217 --> 00:04:23,263 I think you should get off of that app. 106 00:04:23,350 --> 00:04:25,352 Just watch some porn or something, all right? 107 00:04:33,925 --> 00:04:36,754 [keyboard clacking] 108 00:04:36,885 --> 00:04:38,538 [camera shutter clicks] 109 00:04:38,539 --> 00:04:39,888 [keyboard clacking] 110 00:04:40,018 --> 00:04:41,716 [phone boops] 111 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,502 The hell? 112 00:04:55,207 --> 00:04:57,035 - What's up, guys? Peter Mullen's here once again 113 00:04:57,122 --> 00:04:58,689 with a South America aura battle livestream. 114 00:04:58,776 --> 00:05:00,211 We're bringing you all the coverage 115 00:05:00,212 --> 00:05:01,823 on the epic showdown that just happened this morning 116 00:05:01,910 --> 00:05:05,043 with Ike Broflovski out-mogging Noah Bailey four to one. 117 00:05:05,130 --> 00:05:06,435 Ike, that was a hell of a showing. 118 00:05:06,436 --> 00:05:07,829 Your cheekbones looked incredible. 119 00:05:07,916 --> 00:05:10,919 - Yeah, I felt really good out there, Peter. 120 00:05:11,006 --> 00:05:13,574 Noah has a pretty strong jawline, 121 00:05:13,704 --> 00:05:17,273 but luckily for me, his eyebrows suck. 122 00:05:17,404 --> 00:05:19,144 - Ike, your aura really seems to be peaking. 123 00:05:19,275 --> 00:05:20,362 How do you do it? 124 00:05:20,363 --> 00:05:23,061 - A lot of face creams, Peter. 125 00:05:23,148 --> 00:05:24,498 A lot of training. 126 00:05:24,585 --> 00:05:27,501 Gotta be ready for whoever's next. 127 00:05:27,588 --> 00:05:29,329 - Well, actually, we do know who's next. 128 00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:31,418 The SA aura battle livestream can confirm 129 00:05:31,548 --> 00:05:33,028 that Ike Broflovski has just been challenged 130 00:05:33,115 --> 00:05:34,334 to an aura battle 131 00:05:34,421 --> 00:05:36,422 by fourth-grader Chase Chadwick. 132 00:05:36,423 --> 00:05:38,860 - What? Chase Chadwick? 133 00:05:38,990 --> 00:05:40,035 - Chase, of course, the only person 134 00:05:40,122 --> 00:05:41,819 to ever get a perfect score on Chadmaxx. 135 00:05:41,950 --> 00:05:43,081 - Oh, shit! 136 00:05:43,168 --> 00:05:44,300 - The fight is scheduled for recess tomorrow. 137 00:05:44,387 --> 00:05:45,780 Catch it all on my livestream, 138 00:05:45,867 --> 00:05:47,390 and remember there's some things money can't buy. 139 00:05:47,477 --> 00:05:48,957 For everything else, there's Mastercard. 140 00:05:49,044 --> 00:05:51,438 - Oh, shit! 141 00:05:51,525 --> 00:05:53,962 CARTMAN: This is gonna be a bloodbath, dude. 142 00:05:54,049 --> 00:05:56,268 Chase Chadwick has a perfectly symmetrical face. 143 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,617 Total hunter eyes. 144 00:05:57,618 --> 00:05:58,836 He's the kid whose mom let him 145 00:05:58,967 --> 00:06:00,316 get a nose job when he was four. 146 00:06:00,403 --> 00:06:02,840 What are you gonna do, Kyle? 147 00:06:02,927 --> 00:06:04,886 - I'm not gonna do anything. This is all stupid. 148 00:06:04,973 --> 00:06:06,322 - Stupid? 149 00:06:06,453 --> 00:06:07,845 Have you seen Chase Chadwick's skin? 150 00:06:07,932 --> 00:06:09,498 It's literally flawless. 151 00:06:09,499 --> 00:06:13,460 - Well, it's not like bad skin really matters, right? 152 00:06:13,590 --> 00:06:15,200 - I'm not gonna let Ike aura battle. 153 00:06:15,287 --> 00:06:16,201 - Not let him aura battle? 154 00:06:16,332 --> 00:06:17,638 Kyle, that'll make everyone think 155 00:06:17,768 --> 00:06:19,727 that Ike has just been aura farming this whole time. 156 00:06:19,857 --> 00:06:21,511 Kids are gonna call your little brother cringe. 157 00:06:21,598 --> 00:06:23,121 - Yep, they will. 158 00:06:23,208 --> 00:06:24,775 - Look, like it or not, Kyle, 159 00:06:24,862 --> 00:06:27,299 coolness and looks really matter at this school. 160 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,741 - Hey, Wendy. - Oh, hey, Stan. 161 00:06:34,742 --> 00:06:36,918 - Um, you know that face cream stuff you wanted? 162 00:06:37,048 --> 00:06:39,921 I was thinking maybe we can go get you some. 163 00:06:40,008 --> 00:06:41,705 - Really? You wanna take me? 164 00:06:41,792 --> 00:06:43,577 - Yeah, I thought we could pick you up some stuff. 165 00:06:43,664 --> 00:06:45,492 - OK. Thanks! 166 00:06:54,065 --> 00:06:57,372 This is so nice of you, Stan. I really appreciate it. 167 00:06:57,373 --> 00:06:59,114 - Yeah, no problem. So where are we going? 168 00:06:59,201 --> 00:07:01,246 - Right here. 169 00:07:02,857 --> 00:07:04,815 - Holy shit. 170 00:07:04,902 --> 00:07:07,688 [indistinct chatter] 171 00:07:12,301 --> 00:07:13,258 - This is a hydrating cream 172 00:07:13,389 --> 00:07:14,608 that'll help with your wrinkles. 173 00:07:14,695 --> 00:07:16,740 What do you think? You like that on your face? 174 00:07:16,827 --> 00:07:19,569 Yeah? You like that on your face, don't you? 175 00:07:19,656 --> 00:07:21,745 - This should help reduce the bags under your eyes. 176 00:07:21,876 --> 00:07:22,920 How does that feel? 177 00:07:23,007 --> 00:07:24,139 Yeah? You like that? 178 00:07:24,226 --> 00:07:26,054 You like that on your face? 179 00:07:26,141 --> 00:07:29,710 Yeah, let's get some more of that on your face. 180 00:07:29,797 --> 00:07:32,539 - Wendy? 181 00:07:32,669 --> 00:07:37,934 - I wouldn't go in there if I were you. 182 00:07:37,935 --> 00:07:41,548 Something not right in there. 183 00:07:41,635 --> 00:07:45,987 My granddaughter wanted to go to Brandy Melville. 184 00:07:46,074 --> 00:07:49,817 Then she asked if she could just stop in the Sephora. 185 00:07:49,904 --> 00:07:53,734 That was 6 1/2 years ago. 186 00:07:53,821 --> 00:07:58,782 There's something in there men can't understand. 187 00:08:01,524 --> 00:08:04,614 [indistinct chatter] 188 00:08:05,528 --> 00:08:08,008 - Wendy? 189 00:08:08,009 --> 00:08:10,141 - Oh, hey, Stan. Right over here. 190 00:08:10,228 --> 00:08:12,883 [pop music playing] 191 00:08:13,014 --> 00:08:14,668 - Wendy? 192 00:08:14,798 --> 00:08:15,973 - ♪ Can't find much comfort in this place ♪ 193 00:08:16,060 --> 00:08:18,323 [eerie sting] 194 00:08:18,454 --> 00:08:20,238 - Wendy? 195 00:08:20,325 --> 00:08:22,937 [pop music fading] 196 00:08:23,024 --> 00:08:24,764 [eerie tones] 197 00:08:24,765 --> 00:08:26,897 I don't think I like it here. 198 00:08:30,118 --> 00:08:33,034 Uh, Wendy, could we maybe go now? 199 00:08:33,121 --> 00:08:36,254 [eerie music] 200 00:08:36,341 --> 00:08:39,257 [uneasy whispering] 201 00:08:39,344 --> 00:08:42,391 [fluorescent lights buzzing] 202 00:08:47,483 --> 00:08:49,746 [distant distorted voices] 203 00:08:49,833 --> 00:08:53,794 Wendy, I think maybe that's enough time at Sephora. 204 00:09:08,330 --> 00:09:11,638 [screams] 205 00:09:16,643 --> 00:09:17,731 - God damn it, Kyle, pick up your phone. 206 00:09:17,861 --> 00:09:21,082 It's important. 207 00:09:21,169 --> 00:09:23,605 Dude, you need to talk to your friend. 208 00:09:23,606 --> 00:09:26,566 Because Ike needs help with his aura battle, that's why! 209 00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:28,393 What do you mean, you don't care? 210 00:09:28,524 --> 00:09:29,656 - I mean, I don't care. 211 00:09:29,786 --> 00:09:31,092 I just spent 17 hours at Sephora, 212 00:09:31,179 --> 00:09:33,311 and when I came out, it had only been 13 minutes. 213 00:09:33,398 --> 00:09:34,530 - What are you talking about? 214 00:09:34,617 --> 00:09:36,097 - I'm saying I'm done, dude. 215 00:09:36,184 --> 00:09:37,185 My dad was right. 216 00:09:37,315 --> 00:09:38,403 If you want to look good, 217 00:09:38,490 --> 00:09:40,014 you just need exercise and a proper diet. 218 00:09:40,144 --> 00:09:41,232 I'm going back to doing dude stuff. 219 00:09:41,319 --> 00:09:42,538 [line beeps] 220 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:44,714 [video game lasers firing] 221 00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:49,326 - Oh, hey, Stan. 222 00:09:49,327 --> 00:09:52,113 How's it going, bud? 223 00:09:52,243 --> 00:09:54,115 - Dad? 224 00:09:54,202 --> 00:09:56,683 - Yeah? 225 00:09:56,770 --> 00:09:58,989 - What the hell--wait. 226 00:09:59,076 --> 00:10:00,773 Did you go to Sephora? 227 00:10:00,774 --> 00:10:02,427 - Did I--did I what? 228 00:10:02,558 --> 00:10:04,386 No, why do you think I went to Sephora? 229 00:10:04,473 --> 00:10:05,735 - Because you look a lot younger. 230 00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:06,867 - Oh, thanks. 231 00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:08,042 I've just been, you know, 232 00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:09,957 riding my bike a lot, eating right. 233 00:10:10,044 --> 00:10:11,915 - No, Dad, I think you went to Sephora. 234 00:10:12,002 --> 00:10:14,135 - Stan, your dinner's almost-- whoa! 235 00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:15,353 Randy? 236 00:10:15,484 --> 00:10:17,399 What the hell did you do? 237 00:10:17,529 --> 00:10:19,053 - He went to Sephora. 238 00:10:19,183 --> 00:10:21,272 - No, I did not go to Sephora. 239 00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:25,015 I took Shelley to Sephora, and I waited outside. 240 00:10:25,102 --> 00:10:26,668 - No, you got stuck in the back rooms of Sephora 241 00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:28,062 and now nothing makes any sense. 242 00:10:28,149 --> 00:10:30,630 - The only thing not making sense is you guys, OK? 243 00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:33,371 If you don't mind, I'm gonna have some Cocoa Puffs and beer. 244 00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:39,551 PETER: Good morning, South America. 245 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,074 The big day has arrived, 246 00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:42,554 and Chase Chadwick is getting ready 247 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:45,035 for his aura battle with Ike Broflovski. 248 00:10:45,122 --> 00:10:46,601 Chase, how do you feel about your chances? 249 00:10:46,602 --> 00:10:47,690 - I'm the coolest, 250 00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:49,866 best-looking guy in the school, 251 00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:51,302 and it's time for people to stop glazing 252 00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:53,174 Ike Broflovski. 253 00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:56,046 Broflovski's totally cringe, and I'm gonna prove it. 254 00:10:56,177 --> 00:10:58,700 - Should be an epic battle coming up later today, 255 00:10:58,701 --> 00:10:59,876 right after fifth period. 256 00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:12,889 - [sighing] God damn it. 257 00:11:15,805 --> 00:11:17,764 I guess... you're pretty scared, huh? 258 00:11:19,635 --> 00:11:21,419 - Yeah... 259 00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:23,813 pretty scared. 260 00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:25,727 - Well, look. 261 00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:27,599 I know you probably wish you had a big brother 262 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,471 that would help you out right now, but... 263 00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:30,951 don't be mad at Kyle. 264 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:32,866 I'm sure that, deep down, 265 00:11:32,996 --> 00:11:34,955 your brother wants to help, OK? 266 00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:36,434 Maybe he just-- 267 00:11:36,565 --> 00:11:38,523 he just doesn't know how. 268 00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:40,047 And he's a Jew. 269 00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:41,657 - Yeah. 270 00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:43,746 - I mean... if I had a little brother, 271 00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:46,530 he'd be my special little guy, but Kyle's just-- 272 00:11:46,531 --> 00:11:48,229 he's got a lot on his plate, you know? 273 00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:50,143 Matza balls, bagels, kosher latkes-- 274 00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:51,145 lot on his plate. 275 00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:52,712 Look, Ike, what I'm trying to say is, 276 00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:54,148 I don't think, just because your brother 277 00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:56,584 doesn't understand your generation, 278 00:11:56,585 --> 00:11:57,891 that he doesn't love you. 279 00:11:59,893 --> 00:12:02,896 - I can't beat him, can I? 280 00:12:03,026 --> 00:12:04,811 Chase Chadwick? 281 00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:06,638 - [sighs] 282 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,119 No, I don't think you can beat him. 283 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,600 But what matters is that we have you looking 284 00:12:11,687 --> 00:12:12,949 as good as possible when it happens. 285 00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:14,429 Maybe... 286 00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:17,388 Maybe I can help you prepare for the aura battle. 287 00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:19,695 - Really? You will? 288 00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:20,783 - There's nothing wrong with losing, 289 00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:21,697 as long as you look good doing it. 290 00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:23,655 - Oh, thank you! 291 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,745 Thank you, big brother. 292 00:12:27,268 --> 00:12:28,704 - It's all right. 293 00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:30,053 Let's just get you prepared. 294 00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:33,274 [bell ringing] 295 00:12:33,361 --> 00:12:36,494 - OK, children, let's take our seats. 296 00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:38,409 Uh, where is Eric Cartman? 297 00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:40,194 Does anyone know where Eric Cartman is? 298 00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:41,195 Yes, Bebe? 299 00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:43,197 - Um, who cares? 300 00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:44,632 - Oh, OK. 301 00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:46,853 Uh, well, children, before we get started today, 302 00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:48,811 I want to address all the aura farming 303 00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:50,770 that's been going on here in South America. 304 00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,859 - Thank you! Finally! 305 00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:54,382 - You know, there's been a lot of talk 306 00:12:54,512 --> 00:12:57,646 of who's cool and looks good and who's faking it, 307 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:58,734 and I thought we could apply that 308 00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:00,867 to our lesson on people in history. 309 00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:02,782 Abraham Lincoln. What you think? 310 00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:06,002 Did he have a good aura, or was he cringe? 311 00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:09,092 He did some good things, but he was probably cringe. 312 00:13:09,179 --> 00:13:11,834 What about Martin Luther King? What do we think? 313 00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,749 Maybe a little cringe at the end there? 314 00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,795 Little cringe? Yes, Kyle? 315 00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:18,101 - I think we should stop rating looks and coolness 316 00:13:18,188 --> 00:13:20,974 so that companies stop preying on people's insecurities. 317 00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:25,848 - What's up, dudes? 318 00:13:29,156 --> 00:13:30,113 - Oh, no. 319 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,898 Dad, what the hell are you doing? 320 00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:32,637 - They're saying, 'cause I'm younger, 321 00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,247 now I got to go to school. 322 00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:36,424 - No, Dad, you are not going to my school. 323 00:13:36,511 --> 00:13:37,904 - That's what I said! 324 00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:41,298 But fucking Mom is all like, "You did this to yourself! 325 00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:43,648 You wanted to look younger. Now you can just go to school!" 326 00:13:43,779 --> 00:13:44,954 - Stan, what is going on? 327 00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:46,042 - God damn it. 328 00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:47,478 My dad went to Sephora, all right? 329 00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:48,653 - [claps] All right, children. 330 00:13:48,784 --> 00:13:49,916 We can welcome the new kid later. 331 00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:51,656 Let's get back to the lesson. 332 00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:53,745 Amelia Earhart. 333 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,226 Pretty cringe. What do you think? 334 00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:59,012 Yes, new kid. 335 00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:00,927 - Is there any way I could get a beer? 336 00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:02,798 [horn honks] 337 00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,626 [birds chirping] 338 00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:06,933 [indistinct chatter] 339 00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:08,543 - OK, it's right in here somewhere. 340 00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:09,891 I'm taking you to the place 341 00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:12,068 where all the chicks go to look their very best. 342 00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:14,418 - [giggling] 343 00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:16,420 - Since it's a school day, this place should be dead. 344 00:14:16,507 --> 00:14:18,291 Ah, here it is. 345 00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:19,206 Oh, my God! 346 00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:23,775 - [clapping] Wow! 347 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,429 Sephora! 348 00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:27,214 FARMER FRED: You don't want to go in there. 349 00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:28,606 Six years, 350 00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:30,826 I been waitin', watchin', 351 00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:33,916 while that Sephora gets bigger. 352 00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:37,050 Used to be an Orange Julius next to it... 353 00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:39,879 but the Sephora ate it. 354 00:14:40,749 --> 00:14:42,055 - Cool. Thank you. 355 00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:48,975 - This is de-aging cream. 356 00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:50,802 It's really milky and pearlescent. 357 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,413 What do you think? You like that? 358 00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,197 You like that on your face? 359 00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:55,895 Yeah, you like that on your face, don't you? 360 00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:58,201 - See how it's sort of thick and creamy? 361 00:14:58,288 --> 00:15:00,638 Yeah, you like that? You like that on your face? 362 00:15:00,725 --> 00:15:01,901 You want some more of that on your face? 363 00:15:02,031 --> 00:15:03,554 Yeah, you like that, don't you? 364 00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:06,427 [indistinct chatter] 365 00:15:07,732 --> 00:15:08,690 - All right, we got to make this quick 366 00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:09,778 and get back to school. 367 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,867 - Can I help you guys find anything? 368 00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:13,869 - Yeah, my friend has an aura battle this afternoon, 369 00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:15,262 so he needs to look and smell like a total Chad. 370 00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:16,872 - Oh, OK. 371 00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,439 Well, that's a good face cream you've got there. 372 00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:19,831 - That'll open up your pores 373 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,007 and help you look a little younger. 374 00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:22,008 What do you think? You like that? 375 00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:23,139 - Yeah! - Yeah? 376 00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:25,011 You like that on your face? Great. 377 00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:26,186 You like that on your face, don't you? 378 00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:27,100 You want some more of that? 379 00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:28,492 It's $89.95. 380 00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:30,320 - Whoa! Holy crap! 381 00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:32,322 Can we maybe just get some free samples? 382 00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:34,890 - Well, sure, we got some things I can give you. 383 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:36,152 This one's a little white and pearlescent. 384 00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:38,111 You like that? You like that on your face? 385 00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:39,112 - Yeah, I like that. 386 00:15:39,199 --> 00:15:40,374 - It's sort of warm, isn't it? 387 00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:41,375 - Yeah, that's hot. 388 00:15:41,505 --> 00:15:42,811 I like it on my fucking face. 389 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,682 - Well, hey, if you guys want to sample 390 00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:46,988 a lot of face creams, we can take you 391 00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:50,210 to the back rooms to meet the manager. 392 00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:52,560 [ominous music] 393 00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:55,824 - [singing in Spanish] 394 00:15:55,911 --> 00:15:58,479 [upbeat electronic music] 395 00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:05,877 ♪ ♪ 396 00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:08,271 - Pre-show battle here with Butters Stotch 397 00:16:08,358 --> 00:16:09,925 facing off against Scott Malkinson. 398 00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:11,057 They're doing their best, but honestly, 399 00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:12,535 it's all pretty cringe. 400 00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:14,451 Everyone, of course, just waiting for the main event 401 00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:15,582 of Ike Broflovski 402 00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:16,539 versus Chase Chadwick, 403 00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:18,890 and so far, Ike is a no-show, 404 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:19,891 proving he may have just 405 00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:20,892 been aura farming 406 00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:22,459 this entire time. 407 00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:25,419 - I--I feel like I've been a crappy brother. 408 00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:27,160 Am I just a crappy brother? 409 00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:28,726 - No, dude, you're not a crappy brother. 410 00:16:28,813 --> 00:16:30,250 - I told Ike not to battle. 411 00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:31,991 I didn't think the school would react like this. 412 00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:33,644 - Well, we warned you, Kyle. 413 00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:34,819 - You got to go find your brother 414 00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:35,995 and at least tell him to show up. 415 00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:40,128 - Oh, hey! Party in the shitter! 416 00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:42,044 Hey, can I ask you guys something? 417 00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:43,350 What's, uh-- 418 00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:45,091 what's up with that Bebe chick? 419 00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:47,006 - Ew! Dad! - What? 420 00:16:47,136 --> 00:16:49,138 I'm just asking what's up with her, gah! 421 00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:50,139 - Dad, your breath! 422 00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:51,923 Have you been drinking? - Ugh! 423 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,317 I had one shot of Jager during Humanities! 424 00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:55,578 - Go away, Dad! 425 00:16:55,579 --> 00:16:57,146 Kyle's having a crisis with his little brother. 426 00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:58,278 - Oh, you mean Ike? 427 00:16:58,365 --> 00:16:59,627 Cartman took him to Sephora. 428 00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:01,454 - He what? - Yeah. 429 00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:03,369 Craig told Bebe that Ike went to Sephora with Cartman 430 00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:05,328 and that it made Red down-low kind of jelly. 431 00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:07,287 - Oh, that's bad! - Why's that bad? 432 00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:08,723 - Dude, we got to go! Come on! 433 00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:12,814 [horns honking] 434 00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:14,729 [birds chirping] 435 00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:16,035 [indistinct chatter] 436 00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:18,689 [mechanical whirring] 437 00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:21,649 - [chuckling] 438 00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:23,172 - Here! This is it. 439 00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:25,783 - Well, come on. 440 00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:26,957 Let's ask if anyone's seen him. 441 00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:28,351 FARMER FRED: Don't do it! 442 00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:32,268 Don't you see men can't go in there? 443 00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:35,054 Time's got no meanin'. 444 00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:36,968 - Come on! 445 00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:40,189 - Ike? Cartman? 446 00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:44,715 Ike? 447 00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:50,286 - Ike? - Ike? 448 00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:51,547 [ominous music] 449 00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:53,507 - Cartman? 450 00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:55,030 - Oh, my God. 451 00:17:55,161 --> 00:18:01,080 ♪ ♪ 452 00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:02,907 - Oh, hey, Kyle. What's up? 453 00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:04,779 - What the hell is going on? 454 00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:06,128 - Sorry, Kyle. 455 00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:07,868 I took your little brother to Sephora. 456 00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:10,959 They kind of fucked up how he looks. 457 00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:12,439 They, uh, took us to the back rooms 458 00:18:12,526 --> 00:18:13,918 to give us samples. 459 00:18:14,049 --> 00:18:16,268 I think maybe anti-aging creams are bad for young people. 460 00:18:16,269 --> 00:18:17,705 [booming footsteps approaching] 461 00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:19,359 Uh-oh. - Oh, no! 462 00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:20,925 - Here she comes, you guys. 463 00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:22,449 When she comes, just tell her you like it in the face. 464 00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:23,624 - What? 465 00:18:23,754 --> 00:18:25,626 [electricity buzzing] 466 00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:30,674 ♪ ♪ 467 00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:32,546 - [distorted voice] Got some more samples! 468 00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:35,897 You want that on your face? 469 00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:37,507 [all screaming] 470 00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:39,335 - Aargh! Aww! 471 00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:40,684 - Let's get the fuck out of here! 472 00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:42,032 - Untie me, Stan! 473 00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:45,776 - You like that on your face? 474 00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:47,169 ALL: Run! Run! 475 00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:49,040 [all screaming] - Go, go, go! 476 00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:52,783 - Free sample... 477 00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:55,351 on your face! 478 00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:56,831 [all screaming] 479 00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:00,487 [booming footsteps] 480 00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:01,444 [electricity buzzing] 481 00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:04,708 [squelching] 482 00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:07,189 [footsteps approaching] 483 00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:09,670 - Come on! 484 00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:10,975 [all gasping] 485 00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:12,325 - Oh. - Oh! Oh, my God! 486 00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:13,717 - [sighing] - Oh, we did it. 487 00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:15,850 - Oh, thank God. 488 00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:17,634 I am never going in that place again! 489 00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:19,767 - Grandpa! 490 00:19:19,897 --> 00:19:21,464 - Oh, Jesus, Polly! 491 00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:22,857 You took forever! 492 00:19:22,944 --> 00:19:25,033 - Sorry, Grandpa. Oh, crap! 493 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:26,991 Can I just run in and get one more thing? 494 00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:28,602 - All right, one more thing. 495 00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:30,081 But make it quick. 496 00:19:31,692 --> 00:19:34,042 - Oh, no... 497 00:19:34,129 --> 00:19:35,609 I'm so cringe. 498 00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:36,740 - Ike? 499 00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:39,351 Ike, it's gonna be OK. 500 00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:40,961 Your face'll go back to normal. 501 00:19:40,962 --> 00:19:43,746 It's just... gonna take some time. 502 00:19:43,747 --> 00:19:46,097 I'm sorry for not being there for you. 503 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,143 I get it now that you have to aura battle, 504 00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:49,797 or else you're gonna be cringe. 505 00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:51,581 So let's go and face that kid, 506 00:19:51,712 --> 00:19:54,541 and then whatever the other kids want to say about you, 507 00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:56,717 well, your big brother's gonna have your back. 508 00:20:01,983 --> 00:20:03,331 - Anticipation in the air, 509 00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:05,378 and a totally packed school hallway 510 00:20:05,465 --> 00:20:08,250 as Ike Broflovski has finally shown up 511 00:20:08,337 --> 00:20:10,470 for the aura battle against Chase Chadwick. 512 00:20:10,557 --> 00:20:11,819 People were starting to wonder. 513 00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:13,386 Kyle, where has your brother been? 514 00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:15,083 - We were just, uh, making sure 515 00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:16,693 he was prepared, Peter. 516 00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:19,174 My little brother's been working on a perfect rizz face. 517 00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:20,915 And by showing up to this battle, 518 00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:24,745 he has proved that he is not just aura farming. 519 00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:25,920 - Definitely strong words. 520 00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:28,052 Let's hope your brother can back 'em up. 521 00:20:28,139 --> 00:20:31,012 - [singing in Spanish] 522 00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:33,014 - I'm talkin' about in it! 523 00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:35,625 ♪ ♪ 524 00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:36,844 Clock it! 525 00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:39,585 [cheers and applause] 526 00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:41,240 ♪ 527 00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:43,590 What you got? You've got nothin'! 528 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,025 'Cause everyone knows 529 00:20:45,026 --> 00:20:47,071 I'm the hottest guy in our school! 530 00:20:47,158 --> 00:20:49,030 RANDY: Yeah, I don't think so! 531 00:20:49,117 --> 00:20:52,032 [dramatic music] 532 00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:53,730 If you're gonna mog-off with anyone, 533 00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:55,166 it can be with me! 534 00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:56,559 - Who the hell is that? 535 00:20:56,646 --> 00:20:57,864 - God damn it. 536 00:20:57,865 --> 00:21:00,346 - I'm here to stand up for my friend Kyle! 537 00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:02,609 And yes, I have had a few beers, 538 00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:04,350 and I'm a little drunk. 539 00:21:04,437 --> 00:21:05,699 - Dad, get out of here! 540 00:21:05,786 --> 00:21:07,222 - Step away, kid! 541 00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:09,137 You're totally cringe! 542 00:21:09,224 --> 00:21:11,052 And your eyes are too far apart! 543 00:21:11,182 --> 00:21:13,620 SIUUUU! - Oh, yeah? 544 00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:15,796 Well, how about we just handle this old-school? 545 00:21:15,883 --> 00:21:18,320 [blows landing] - Ow! Oh! Ah! 546 00:21:18,451 --> 00:21:20,061 - This is how Gen X handles shit, 547 00:21:20,148 --> 00:21:21,541 you little fucking bitch! 548 00:21:21,628 --> 00:21:23,194 - Ah! Oh! 549 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:26,328 [screaming] 550 00:21:26,415 --> 00:21:27,590 - Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Break it up. 551 00:21:27,721 --> 00:21:28,939 Break it up! 552 00:21:29,026 --> 00:21:30,462 - Look at your fucking face now! 553 00:21:30,463 --> 00:21:31,551 - That's it! 554 00:21:31,638 --> 00:21:33,204 You're goin' to the principal's office! 555 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,249 - Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was South America! 556 00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:36,469 Isn't this South America? 557 00:21:36,599 --> 00:21:39,210 I'm sorry, I thought this was South America! 558 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,865 [upbeat electronic music] 559 00:21:41,952 --> 00:21:42,823 ♪ ♪ 560 00:21:42,910 --> 00:21:49,003 ♪ ♪ 561 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:59,230 - [singing in Spanish] 562 00:21:59,361 --> 00:22:06,325 ♪ ♪